We are going to cheat a little bit today. Normally I would start with the biggest lifted f350 we could find and work our way down. At the very least, I would start with a basic lifted f350. But not today. Today we are going to start with an f350 that isn’t lifted at all. Why? Because there is a hot girl in the photo. In fact, you really can’t see the truck at all. Just the bed of the truck and the front end of a custom motorcycle. So why does she get special treatment? Well, she is talented. She can hold a lighter and lift up her shirt at the same time. And for me, that’s a special talent.
Yes there are better girls out there but she is pretty hot and you just can’t find that many pictures of cute girls and big trucks. I couldn’t find any photos of cute girls and a lifted ford f350 so I settled a bit. I hope the audience doesn’t mind. Besides, I’ve got a nice big one coming up for you. Relax! I’m talking about trucks.
Are you happy now? I know I’m not. I was happier slightly up the page but, to each his own. This here lifted ford f350 has the smokestack on the back which is always fun and the baseball cap look up top to shield the driver from the sun and the rain. I like this truck. Rigid body, out in the woods. Makes you like being a man. Come to think of it, the picture before this one really makes you like being a man as well. Maybe even more so. Why can’t we get that girl to stand all “lighter in hand with my shirt up” next to this truck. She would look so tiny we would all say, “Ah, wook at how wittle she is. Now just pull up a little higher darling.” Or something close to that. You get the point.
I made the picture of this lifted f350 nice and small because girls keep telling me that small is cute. They wouldn’t lie about a thing like that. The truck itself is not small and definitely not cute. It’s a truck made to work and I hope that it does. Things that are made to work get all jittery and hyper when they have nothing to do. Just ask my Australian Shepherd. He was made to herd cattle but he’s a suburban dog so all he gets re the cars passing by the fence. He’s completely killed all of the grass running up and down doing his best to get that car to go where he wants.